so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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