we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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