Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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