Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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