I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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