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(914): View more from New York

Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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(416): View more from Ontario

we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance

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(516): View more from New York

I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just saw the nastiest chick.

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Where?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

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(831): View more from California

I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.

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(305): View more from Florida

What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..

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(812): View more from Indiana

You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.

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