you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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