I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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