in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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