Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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