Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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