You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
