jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So vagazzling was a success
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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