The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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