I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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