You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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