I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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