Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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