Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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