Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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