Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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