I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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