I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize