I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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