i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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