Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I supernannyed him into submission
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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