you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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