Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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