If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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