I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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