I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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