New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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