hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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