We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Did you pee in the oven last night??
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
