used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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