they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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