i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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