I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
