So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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