I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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