YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Randomize
