I hate all girls vehemently.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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