Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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