whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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