I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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