Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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