i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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