Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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