what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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