It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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