My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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