you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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