somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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