ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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