You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you are never too drunk for berry picking
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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