brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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